Ms Vita Tugwell would like to extend a warm welcome to visitors before foisting obtrusive advertisements upon them with the exhortation to purchase the Petticoat Katie novels.
And now for the foisting.
Maiden Flight, the first Petticoat Katie novel. What do you do when your arch-nemesis gives you a hundred monkeys?
Boom Town, the second Petticoat Katie novel. Featuring a cast of outrageous characters, exploding lawns and the world’s first folding bicycle.
DUE IN 2014:
Monkey Business, the third Petticoat Katie novel. A hundred monkeys faced with eviction and a cinema organ that upsets train drivers on the London Underground.
NOT YET AVAILABLE
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